Rude

You were in love with Roderich. You've liked him for the longest, but everytime you tried to ask him out Hungary would stop you. Everyone knew she liked Roderich too. She was always so rude to you about it. Last Saturday was the 7th anniversary of you and Roderich's friendship and you were hoping it would be the very day you'd go out but Hungary got in your way again. That's why you replaced her with Taiwan for this song. You were mad at her. It was obvious Roderich liked you too so she was obviously jealous. You put on your fanciest dress and did your hair and make-up precisely. You put on the exact same thing today for the song. You said "This song tells a story behind it. Roderich this is for you." The music started and so did you.

Saturday morning jumped out of bed
And put on my best suit
Got in my car and raced like a jet
All the way to you
Knocked on your door with heart in my hand
To ask you a question
'Cause I know that you're an old-fashioned man, yeah

You were in front of hungary and sang the next line


Can I have your Roderich for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die
Tough luck, my friend, but the answer is 'No'

You and Liechtenstein-Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna marry him anyway

go out with that boy
Marry him anyway
Marry that boy
Yeah, no matter what you say
Marry that boy
And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be so
Rude


You-I hate to do this, you leave no choice
Liechtenstein-Can't live without him
You-Love me or hate me we will be girls
Standing at that altar
Or we will run away
To another galaxy, you know
You know he's in love with me
He will go anywhere I go



You and Liechtenstein-Can I have your Roderich for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die
you-Tough luck, my friend, 'cause the answer's still 'No"


You and Liechtenstein-Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna marry him anyway

go out with that boy
Marry him anyway
Marry that boy
Yeah, no matter what you say
Marry that boy
And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be so
Rude

You did a quick little dance to fill that amount of time you don't sing


Can I have your Roderich for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know
You say, I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die
Tough luck, my friend, but 'No' still means 'No'!


Whole Band-Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna marry her anyway

go out with that boy
Marry him anyway
Marry that boy
No matter what you say
Marry that boy
And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be so
Rude
Why you gotta be so
Rude
Why you gotta be so rude?


You smiled at yourself when the song ended. Hungary approached you and said "Look I know you like Roderich and I've been acting like a jealous prick. I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble. I didn't know you loved him so much. I give you my blessing. Friend." You were so happy that you tackle hugged Hungary and you started giggling like friends at a slumber party. You ran up to Roderich and said "So yeah, I really like you Roderich and I was wondering if you wanted to date me. He said "Why ofcourse, especially considering you and your band play such beautiful music. Though I believe my piano is better." You hugged him and pulled him into a kiss. "I love you Roderich."