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America x Reader Awkward.......

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You and Alfred were really good friends. Some could call you best friends. You two are really close like two peas in a pod you did almost everything together. But situations sometimes got awkward.

~~flashback~~

You were taking a hot shower because you and England were cooking and you forgot he couldn't cook. It ended with the kitchen blowing up and your outfit covered in cake batter. You were now rinsing the remaining batter out of your hair. Someone knocked and guessing it was England you said "The door's unlocked" You heard a door open and a huge thump. You turned to look and it was Alfred passed out from a nosebleed. He was still somewhat conscious and you heard him mutter "so hot" You blushed and pushed him out of the bathroom and decided to finish your shower. When you came out Alfred blushed at you. You said "A-alfred please get out." He ran out but you saw him leave a trail of red....Oh lord.

~~~end of flashback~~

Ever since that happened he couldn't look at you without getting a nosebleed for a week. That was pretty much behind you now and he was using his cheesy pick up lines with some girl sitting at the table next to you. BTW you're in Mcdonald's. You got really mad when he succeeded in getting her number and you took it from him and said "let me see" You ripped it and said "Oops I'm sorry I held it the wrong way." The girl glared at you and you said "Sorry Alfred but let me talk to this girl real quick." You dragged her to the bathroom and said "He's my American boy so hands off sister." She scoffed and said "He's cute and I want him. What are you going to do about it." You were pissed now and you pulled her clip in bangs and spilled water on her which made her concealer run.


She ran out of the bathroom crying and you said "Wait miss, you forgot your bangs and frapuccino." She kept running and you pulled an innocent face and looked confused when you knew very well what happened. You waked to Alfred's table and sat down. You said "I don't know what her problem is? Her bangs fell and I picked them up for her and she runs away crying."  He said "really, wow there are some pretty crazy girls out there, too bad I didn't get her number again. Do you think she'll call me, I gave her mine." You were dumbfounded. Leave it to Alfie to do anything in his power to get the girl. Another girl that was more attractive then the last one walked in and sat at the table next to the two of you. She started flirting with Alfred and he fell for the bait.

You, this time on accident spilled your water on her lap and she threw an all out fit about it. She said "What the heck is wrong with you, You just ruined my designer jeans they cost more than all that cheap make-up on your face." You got mad at her but you were about to let it go this time. Then she kept talking and said "I can't believe this cutie even talks to you." You snapped and said "Excuse me  Miss- Bleach blonde but this guy is guy is my best friend, I don't think you have any because you're too busy whoring on every guy you see. I don't even think you have any real friends you probably buy them on the internet like your designer jeans." You got into her face and said "I'm not letting hurt my best friend. Besides stop getting your tans out of a bottle some sun'll do you some good.

Her ego was now bruised really bad and she was on the brink of tears. She ran out crying. When you sat back down Alfred got your attention and said " Her bangs didn't fall did they?" He was oblivious but he's not an idiot......not a complete idiot. You looked at your lap and said "Well I-" He said "(name) look at me" You were hesitant but you did and he said "Your jealous aren't you" You said "Alfie I..." He said "You what?" You got frustrated and you said "I love you okay. I love you and your burger eating fat ass." You were tearing up now and said " Alfred I am Jealous.. at first I thought I was just protecting you from heart break but I...I'm really just jealous. I tried to fight the girl in the bathroom because she liked you and... she's a lot prettier than me and_" He shushed you while wiping your tears away and said "I'm such an idiot, I've been trying to make you jealous and I thought no one would get hurt but i've been hurting you all this time. It's because I love you and i'm really sorry."

You were about to forgive him and you said "Wait you tried to make me jealous!?" He nodded and said cheerfuly "YUP and it worked." His idiotic side is back and you were pretty darn pissed." You said "YOU DUMB*SS" You chased him around Mcdonalds . He eventually stopped but you couldn't stop so you ran right into him. You fell on top of him and you were about o ton strangle him but he stopped you by kissing you on the lips. You leaned into the kiss and wrapped your arms around him. When he pulled back he said " Your my girl now." You said "You better run." He said "Why" You said "I'm still pretty ticked." He kissed you again and when he pulled away he said "Better?" You said "Yeah but you still have to run cause here comes the manager." Sure enough there he was mad about 2 people making out on his floor. You both ran and had a pretty weird relationship. A good weird though.


He never forgot the shower incident but he woulsdn't tel you that. Also when you two got Married England was happy because you saw and liked flying mint bunny. This is a secret... you and flying mint bunny are exes......



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LilianVantas's avatar
Kinda sucks, and why I reader a mega bitch on here? We're not supposed to be the me an one in the story and she must really have problems if she harassed those girls like that cuz she was jealous. It's stupid.